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Pygmy Hippo 2 Pygmy Hippo 2 30 November 2019
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Moge-Ko vs. Hinata

Moge-ko, the dreaded ruler of Floor 4 of Mogeko Castle who tortures and eats almost any being she comes across!

Hinata, the titular Yanderella who kills her rival to be with her crush and break the 4th wall!

Who is Deadliest?


  • 1 Moge-ko (Mogeko Castle)
  • 2 Hinata (Yanderella)
  • 3 X-Factors
  • 4 Notes


Bio:A creation of the incredibly dumb and evil Mogekos in their search for more teenage girls to "play" with, Moge-ko wound up "playing" with them instead along with killing and eating them. She served as the Dictator of Floor 4 of Mogeko Castle and got her dumb peons to make an elevator before going to the Mogeko version of the Russian capital and kidnapping that land's ruler. It wasn't long before Moge-ko found an obsession in Yonaka who she ultimately failed …



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Neeshamartellio Neeshamartellio 30 May 2016
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lee kanker exorcist

lee kanker was a happy shy sweet girl and she was from Ireland and she had autism

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J.J. Chambers J.J. Chambers 25 May 2015
0

FCB

Hello, everyone!

http://fictionalcharacterbattles.wikia.com/wiki/Chars%26Verse_Fiction_Wiki

Can you join it? If you're interested in them, then here you go.

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Greenberet5 Greenberet5 21 August 2014
2

Bugs Bunny vs. Mickey Mouse

VS









Bugs Bunny: Wasscaly wabbit with wit from Looney Toons

VS

Mickey Mouse: Worlds most famous mouse from the wonderful world of Disney

WHO…IS…DEADLIEST?!!



  • 1 Bugs Bunny
  • 2 Mickey Mouse
  • 3 Weapons
  • 4 Voting
  • 5 Battle 
  • 6 Experts Opinion
  • 7 Next Time


Bugs Bunny is a sarcastic, witty rabbit from Warner Bros. He is known for his sneaky ways and neverending hunger for carrots. Constantly being hunted by Elmer Fudd and Wile E. Coyote, he always manages to outsmart them. However, Bugs plays dirty and is hard to beat. Associates include Daffy Duck and Porky Pig.



Mickey Mouse is an all American favorite. First appearing in 1927, he is the worlds most famous cartoon. Feartured in several TV shows and movies, he has become a pop icon. However, he began his fighting career in th…














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Greenberet5 Greenberet5 16 August 2014
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Rick Grimes vs. Tallahassee




VS.






Rick Grimes: post apocalypic cop who leds a group onded by fate.

VS.

Tallahassee: Twinkie loving zombie hunter in ZombieLand

WHO…IS…DEADLIEST?!!


  • 1 Rick Grimes
  • 2 Tallahassee
  • 3 Weapons
    • 3.1 Handguns
    • 3.2 Long Range Automatic
    • 3.3 Close Range
    • 3.4 Long Range Über
    • 3.5 Special
    • 3.6 Mid Range
  • 4 Voting
  • 5 Battle
  • 6 Experts Opinion


Rick Grimes was the Kings County sherrif until he was shot. When he woke out of his coma, the zombie apocalypse had begun. After finding his wife and son, he led a group of survivors across the country.


Tallahassee was a regular guy before the apocalypse. When his son, Buck, was infected early on, he formed a vendetta against zombies. After meeting Columbus, Little Rock and Wichita at ZombieLand, he fought off zombies while on the never ending hunt for T…












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Greenberet5 Greenberet5 15 August 2014
5

John Rambo vs. Terminator








John Rambo: Vietnam vet turned badass

VS

Termiator: Cyborg assassin from the future

WHO…IS…DEADLIEST?



  • 1 John Rambo
  • 2 Terminator
    • 2.1 Long Range
    • 2.2 Mid Range
    • 2.3 Close Range
    • 2.4 Explosive Weapons
  • 3 Battle Notes
  • 4 Next Time
  • 5 Battle
  • 6 Experts Opinion


Ht. 6-3

Wt. 205 lbs.

Specialitys: Guerilla warfare, helicopters, 56 confirmed kills

Portrayed by: Slyvester Stallone


Ht. 6-8

Wt. 1 ton

Specialitys: Killing, killing, killing

Portrayed by: Arnold Schwatzneggar


Rambo: M60 Machine Gun




Terminator: M134 Minigun





Edge: M134 Minigun its larger caliber, more rounds, and higher rate of fire.


Rambo: AK-47



Terminator: Winchester 1887



Edge: AK-47 for holding more rounds and having a higher rate of fire.


Rambo: Colt M1911





Terminator: AMT Hardballer Longslide




Edge: AMT Hardballer Longslide for its lon…

































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PeteyS PeteyS 5 April 2014
1

Google vs Bing

Google: A search engine, vs. Bing: another search engine.

WHO....IS...DEADLIEST!?!?

Google Weapons


Bing Weapons


Please vote

My edge goes to Bing. Google may be used more, but he might be too old to defend himself in an one on one fight. It would be like Charlie Chaplin vs Dubstep

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Goddess of Despair Goddess of Despair 18 December 2013
4

Big Daddy V vs Darlene Fleischermacher

Big Daddy V; The Mastodon, and most dominant force in the WWE!

Darlene Fleischermacher; The large, scooter riding psychopath of the zombie apocolypse!

Who is deadliest? To find out, our wikians are testing history's most lethal weapons. We'll see what happens when these warriors go toe-to-toe! No rules, no safety, no mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is the deadliest warrior!


  • 1 Darlene Fleischermacher
  • 2 Big Daddy V
    • 2.1 X-factors
  • 3 Battle
    • 3.1 Expert's Opinion


"I see the way you look at me! But you know what? I'm tired of low carbs. I'm tired of celery! I'M HUNGRY!"-Darlene

Darlene Fleischermacher is a psychopath in Dead Rising 3. She is one of seven psychopaths who embody the Seven Deadly Sins. Darlene's sin is Gluttony. Due to her clinical o…



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DeadliestFictionalUser1 DeadliestFictionalUser1 13 December 2013
1

Apple vs Microsoft


A battle between two companies who went to war since the 80s


  • 1 Apple Inc.
  • 2 Microsoft
  • 3 Battle
    • 3.1 Expert's Opinion


Apple Inc., formerly Apple Computer, Inc., is an American multinational corporation headquartered in Cupertino, California, that designs, develops, and sells consumer electronics, computer software and personal computers.

(from wikipedia)


Microsoft Corporation is an American multinational corporation headquartered in Redmond, Washington, that develops, manufactures, licenses, supports and sells computer software, consumer electronics and personal computers and services.

(from wikipedia)


TBA


TBA

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Creepyfan80 Creepyfan80 25 September 2013
1

Bat Man vs Super Man


Bat Man, Babe Ruth's Ultimate skill form which made baseball a legend

vs

Super Man, The worlds fastest athlete who forced Usain Bolt and Muhummad Ali to admit that they're weak

WHO IS DEADLIEST?


So Tell me who would win, voting ends by 6 October

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Oshbosh Oshbosh 30 August 2013
3

McDonald n' Pals vs Cereal Mascots

McDonald n' Pals: Mascots for McDonalds

Cereal Mascots: Mascots for various cereal brands


WHO...IS...DEADLIEST?!


  • 1 McDonald n' Pals
    • 1.1 Memebers
    • 1.2 Weapons
  • 2 Voting



Ronald McDonald

Grimace

Birdie the Early Bird

Officer Big Mac








Voting ends by September 2nd.

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SPARTAN 119 SPARTAN 119 28 August 2013
2

"Ninja" Cartman/Bulrag (South Park: Good Times with Weapons) vs Rikka Takanashi (Chuunibyou)

Eric Cartman, the child from South Park, who after illegally purchasing weapons, turned into the "Ninja Bulrag", who has lots and lots of powers

VS

Rikka Takanashi, the Japanese girl who is a powerful sorceress seeking the Ethereal Horizon... but only in her own mind...

West and East clash in a battle to determine who has THE DEADLIEST CHILDHOOD DELUSION!


  • 1 Combatants
  • 2 "Ninja Cartman"
  • 3 Rikka Takanashi
    • 3.1 Melee Weapons
      • 3.1.1 Sai (Cartman)
      • 3.1.2 Schwarzsechs Prototype Mark II
    • 3.2 Magic Attacks
      • 3.2.1 Energy Attacks (Cartman)
      • 3.2.2 Magic Attacks (Rikka)
        • 3.2.2.1 Dark Matter Blaze
        • 3.2.2.2 Nergal Blast
        • 3.2.2.3 Kanntwinkle
        • 3.2.2.4 Judgement Lucifer
        • 3.2.2.5 Impulse Max
        • 3.2.2.6 Magic Shield
    • 3.3 Powers
      • 3.3.1 "Lots and Lots of Powers" (Cartman)
      • 3.3.2 "Tyrant's Eye"
    • 3.4 Special Weapons
      • 3.4.…


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Justin.sommers.50 Justin.sommers.50 22 August 2013
1

This battle has been cancelled

MAPOTI,evil people who plan to take over the Internet

vs....

The Internet Memes,famous figures on the web's best sites

WHO IS DEADLIEST


  • 1 MAPOTI
    • 1.1  Members
  • 2 Internet Memes
    • 2.1 Members
  • 3 Voting
    • 3.1 Battle Notes


MAPOTI (Most Annoying People On The Internet) are really annoying people that attack the internet. The Start of MAPOTI orginated from Facebook,when a girl wanted more attention,so she did " annoying" things so people would pay more attention to her.

Their weapons include


Attention Maid: Weapon is a Longsword,a girl who wanted more attention,so she did " annoying" things so people would pay more attention to her.

Virus Dealer: Weapon is a Virus Ray, a guy who tricks people saying "you've won a free iPad" but is actually a trap by giving the computer …




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Geomax Geomax 18 August 2013
2

Upcoming Joke Battles

The Joke Battles I'm planning on doing.


  • Battle of the Fluff Ruiners:Karen Traviss vs Matt Ward
  • Dog vs Ponies:Jake the Dog(Adventure Time) vs Raibow Dash(My Little Pony)
  • Squid Battle:Squidward(as Captain Magma) vs Squid Girl
  • So Bad It's Good Battle:Ninja Harry(Ninja Terminator) vs Grignr(The Eye of Argon)
  • Battle of the Cartoon Reality Warpers:Discord(My Little Pony) vs Haruhi Suzumiya(The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
  • Trope Battle:Rule of Cool vs Boring but Practical
  • Battle of the Fails:SIGNS Aliens vs World War Z Military vs Ultraviolet Mooks vs Tucker and Dale vs Evil College Students
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Justin.sommers.50 Justin.sommers.50 29 July 2013
7

computernerd01 vs Johnny Orlando

computernerd01,the guy who makes the funniest parodies of songs

vs....

Johnny Orlando,the terrible boy who copied MattyB

WHO IS DEADLIEST


  • 1 computernerd01
  • 2 Johnny Orlando
  • 3 Voting
  • 4 Battle


Josh Chomik aka thecomputernerd01 is a 17yr old boy who makes parodies of songs that made me laugh my head off               

His weapons include




Johnny Orlando is a 10 yr old boy who decided to copy MattyB by singing other songs  

His weapons include




You can only comment about who should win and why, no comments saying "This is stupid" just say who should win. Justin Sommers (talk) 12:16, July 13, 2013 (UTC)



battle will not be written due to laziness

winner:Computernerd01











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Goddess of Despair Goddess of Despair 26 July 2013
9

YOLO vs SWAG

YOLO; evil tyrant of the internet!

SWAG; the demon that plans to take over the world!

Who is deadliest? To find out, our wikians are testing history's most lethal weapons. No rules, no safety, no mercy. History will be re-written in this duel to the death to decide who is the deadliest warrior!



SWAG is riding on his skateboard, shotgun in hand when he spots YOLO smoking weed next to a school. SWAG yells "Fite me IRL noob!" Hearing this, YOLO stands up and says "You only live once...and die once!" before firing his brown bess musket, but he missed. SWAG jumped in the air and did a 360 noscope, however he missed YOLO and instead hit a claymore mine, which blew up YOLO's drug stash. 

"Oh it's on now mothafucka!" screamed YOLO who charged at SWAG …



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Jessica.sommers.94 Jessica.sommers.94 25 July 2013
1

Marcline vs ????

Marcline,the Vampire from Adventure Time

vs.......

(who),you choose

Who Is Deadliest?

Marcline Weapons

Fangs

Claws

Vote who should fight Marcy and who should win Jessica.sommers.94 (talk) 22:11, July 25, 2013 (UTC)

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Justin.sommers.50 Justin.sommers.50 23 July 2013
1

Break

Hey guys,My Internet's glitchy and I can't edit alot,so after I write the MattyB vs Lil Fred battle,I wil take a break.


You guys were awesome :) Justin Sommers (talk) 08:27, July 23, 2013 (UTC)

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Justin.sommers.50 Justin.sommers.50 23 July 2013
6

MattyB vs Lil Fred

MattyB,Youtube's greatest rapper who covered almost every song in the world

vs.....

Lil Fred,the younger adaptation of Fred Figglehorn

WHO IS DEADLIEST?


  • 1 MattyB
  • 2 Lil Fred
  • 3 Voting
  • 4 The Battle


MattyB is a American-Australian rapper from Youtube.He is probably 9-10 years old.

His weapons include


    

Gender:Male

Nationality:Australian-American

Other Name(s):Matthew Barret

Henchmen:2 BBoys and 2 BGirls


                                                                                                                  


Lil Fred is a Fred fan who loves making videos.He is probably 5-9 years old.

His weapons include



                           

Gender:Male

Nationality:American

Other Name(s):Fred,Little Fred

Henchmen:Regie and 3 stuffed animals


You can only comment about wh…









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Justin.sommers.50 Justin.sommers.50 15 July 2013
1

Joining my Wiki

Hi my fellow Wikians,I'm asking if anyone could join this wiki similar to Deadliest Fiction http://who-is-deadliest.wikia.com/wiki/Who%20is%20Deadliest!%20Wiki?wiki-welcome=1 :) Justin Sommers (talk) 22:12, July 15, 2013 (UTC)

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Justin.sommers.50 Justin.sommers.50 13 July 2013
13

User Battle: Wassboss vs Lasifer

Wassboss,A DF User who became a settler to the new world of Deadliest Jokes Wiki

vs......

Lasifer,Another DF User who protected his hometown

WHO IS DEADLIEST?


  • 1 Wassboss
  • 2 Lasifer
  • 3 Voting
  • 4 The Battle


Wassboss was born on June 18 in England who was a User on http://deadliestfiction.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page and he also worked as a Angry African Apple Picker.

His weapons include



Wassboss's Profile Pic -->

Gender:Male

Nationality:British

Other Name(s):EESDESESESRDT

Motto:"I am Wassboss and I am your friend (unless you hate me then get lost)"


Lasifer was a User on http://deadliestfiction.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page  as well,Born on September 25 in California ,Lasifer didn't edit but he commented and joined the chat.

His Weapons include


                            


La…








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Justin.sommers.50 Justin.sommers.50 4 July 2013
3

Gru vs Pops

Gru,the genuis father from despicable me

vs........

Pops,the Haliarious British man from Regular Show


WHO IS DEADLIEST



Gru is the main character in the movie "Despicable Me". He is a Fat,Bald and Intelegent mad scientist. But,he adopted 3 girls (Margo,Edith and Agnes) and became their father.

His weapons include:



Stats:

Age:35

Year:2010



A naïve lollipop-shaped man who is almost always in a jolly mood. He was born on August 20th. Pops works with Benson as a park manager yet acts as a groundskeeper. He tends to be overly ecstatic about every situation, and expresses himself as an upright gentleman to the point where he overly extends his words and sentences formally.

His weapons include:


Stats

Age:unknown

Year:2010

So Guys tell me the edges,who should win…









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Justin.sommers.50 Justin.sommers.50 30 June 2013
2

upcoming battles

Gru (Dispicable Me) vs Pops (Regular Show)

Wassboss vs Lasifer

MattyBRaps http://www.youtube.com/user/MattyBRaps?feature=watch vs Lil Fred http://www.youtube.com/user/LittleFred2008

computernerd01 http://www.youtube.com/user/thecomputernerd01 vs Johnny Orlando http://www.youtube.com/user/JohnnyOsings

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Justin.sommers.50 Justin.sommers.50 30 June 2013
8

Yo Mama vs Justin Bieber

Yo Mama,the funniest joke in history

vs......

Justin Bieber,the most hated singer ever

who is deadliest?

Justin Bieber Weapons

Singing "Baby"

Bieber Blast


Yo Mama Weapons

Fat Tummy

Super Fart

Vote who would win

also vote where they should fight

1.Justin Bieber Concert

2.House

Voting ends Friday 5th July 2013


In a quiet California house,A Mama is reading a book. Suddenly the doorbell rings,Mama opens the door. Justin Bieber is at her door singing ""Baby".Annoyed by the music,Mama farts in Justin's face.Justin punches Mama two times in the face. They both start punching each other until Justin readies his bieber blast.Mama blocks the blast with her tummy and delivers a roundhouse kick to Justin's head.Justin chases Mama to her room and he punches Mama agai…



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Oshbosh Oshbosh 6 November 2012
4

O.W.C.A vs The Toon Patrol

Today,for my first battle here, we have two law enforcing, secret agennt animal groups. They are...

The Toon Patrol: The police force of Toon Town

O.W.C.A: The Orginization Without A Cool Acronym that employs animals as secret agents

Who is deadliest

(By the way, yes i'm doing this on Deadliest Fiction, but I think this would fit well here as well.)


Smarty: Revolver, Switchblade

Greasy: Semi Automatic Pistol, Switchblade

Pyscho: Straight Razor

Wheezy: Tommy Gun

Stupid: Baseball bat with a nail through it


Perry the Platypus: Buzzsaw, crossbow, ray gun, jet pack (all agents have martial arts, Jet pack and crossbow)

Terry the Turtle: Carbonator (orange juice gun)

Agent K (kitty cat): Claws

Agent R (racoon): Claws

Agent B (Bear): Claws, Teeth


Voting ends by …




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MovieStuff65 MovieStuff65 6 June 2012
6

J.F Kennedy vs Chuck Norris

J.F Kennedy: One of the greatest preesidents that lived.

Chuck Norris: The king of awesome with his roundhouse and his beard punch.

Who....is....DEADLIEST?!!!!!


Vote by June 10th.

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Death'sapprentice77 Death'sapprentice77 31 May 2012
2

Chris-Chan Sonichu vs. Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

Chris-Chan Sonichu, the spotlight stealing author avatar of Christian Weston Chandler, who wields god-like powers and wages constant battle against the "evil" Mary Lee Walsh vs. Ebony "Enoby" Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, the "Goffik," Satanist student of Hogwarts who struggles with (poorly written) teenage drama and the threats of Lord Voldemort. It's a clash of the two titans of god-awful fanfiction but only one can be, THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR.





Chris-Chan Sonichu is the alterego of Christian Weston Chandler, "the intrusive creator" of Sonichu. He is able to transform in to Chris-Chan Sonichu via touching his Sonichu medallion and saying the words,"Electric Hedgehog Power." Once in this form he possesses many different powers including but n…





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Sport Shouting Sport Shouting 13 May 2012
4

Michael Jackson vs Justin Bieber

Michael Jackson- The King of Pop and child sensation

Justin Bieber- The "next Michael Jackson" and the most popular teenager in the world.


  1. It will be in rap battle format
  2. State why the person would win
  3. You can include a rhyme or two for me to include
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PeterTheMadagascarFan PeterTheMadagascarFan 6 May 2012
8

Sandy Cheeks Vs. Kitty Katswell

Sandy Cheeks, the squirrel that can do karate.

Vs

Kitty Katswell, the top secret agent of T.U.F.F.

Who Is Deadliest?????


Sandy Cheeks

Weapons Karate Gloves

Other Traits Karate & strategy


Kitty Katswell

Weapons Sharp Claws

Other Traits Karate & Detective work










Battle

Coming Soon

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PeterTheMadagascarFan PeterTheMadagascarFan 4 May 2012
6

Baloo Vs. Po

Baloo, The jungle bear that loves to have fun with Mowgli and has to take him the man village for Bagheera.

Vs

Po, The panda that loves kung fu and became the dragon warrior by defeating Tai Lung.

Who Is Deadliest???????

Baloo

Weapons: Claws and Fruits

Other Weapons: Strength

Po

Weapons: Bamboo Stick and Kung Fu

Other Weapons: Agilty & Strength

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PeterTheMadagascarFan PeterTheMadagascarFan 3 May 2012
3

The Genie Vs. Merlin

The Genie, the most funniest character from Aladdin.

Vs

Merlin, the most powerful wizard from The Sword In The Stone

Who Is Deadliest??????

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ShodaiGoro ShodaiGoro 22 April 2012
4

Rage War: Angry Video Game Nerd VS. UberHaxorNova

THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD

The legendary gamer, who swears at and destroys terrible games...

VS.

UBERHAXORNOVA

Minecraft's greatest berserker, who has become the bane of all keyboards.

WHO

IS

DEADLIEST?





Ally: Super Mecha Death Christ








Ally: Sp00n












Voting ends 4/28

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ShodaiGoro ShodaiGoro 25 March 2012
6

Battle of the Bait and Switchers: RICK ASTLEY VS. EDUARD KHIL

RICK ASTLEY

The legendary pop singer who angered a nation...

VS.

EDUARD KHIL

Russia's Rick Astley, better known as "Mr. Trololo"...

WHO

IS

DEADLIEST?

Rick's Weapon: Rick Roll (Never Gonna Give You Up)






Eduard's Weapon: Trolololol (I Am Glad, 'Cause I'm Finally Returning Back Home)



VOTING IS STILL GOOD, BUT I WILL EXTEND THE TIME TOMORROW BECAUSE IT IS TIED.

WHO IS DEADLIEST?

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MrPacheco101 MrPacheco101 23 March 2012
5

Battle of The Reggae Superstars: Bob Marley vs. Peter Tosh

Yeah it's been awhile since i did a battle here, but I'm back and bringing you a battle between two of the most well-known names in Reggae music The former Wailer members and friendly rivals...

Bob "Tuff Gong" Marley(1945-1981): The man who brought the reggae music on the map with his his lyrics of love, peace, and unity in such songs like "One Love/Peple Get Ready" and " Three Little Birds".

vs.

Peter "The Toughest" Tosh(1944-1987): A muscian known for his controversial lyrics about legalization of marijuana, his militant stand for equal rights and justice for all Africans, the government system, and his run-ins with the law.

WHO IS THE GREATEST!?


Years Active: 1962-1981

Genre:Reggae

Associated bands: The Wailers (1962-1973)

Backing Band & Vocals…


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Tesla Man Tesla Man 23 March 2012
3

Leonardo Da Vinci vs Leonardo Dicaprio

Leonardo Da Vinci; The Itallian painter-guy who painted the Mona Lisa and The Last Supper, vs, Leonardo Di Caprio; The Pheonominal actor who went down with the Titanic and washed up on the shores in Inception

Who...

Is...

Uh...

Deadliest!


Weapon #1: Paint Brush

Weapon #2: Canvas

Weapon #3: Itallian Breadstick


Weapon #1: Life Preserver

Weapon #2: Microphone

Weapon #3: His Oscar Award


Uhh... A... uhh... White Room... With a Family of uhh... ducks, and a uhh... swingset... yeah, a swingset

NOW VOTE YOU SORRY LITTLE.... uhh, nice children... *Smiles Sheepishly*

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Lasmoore Lasmoore 9 March 2012
12

Pinkie Pie vs Mickey the Dick

















Battle ends whenever i say, and Battle takes place in Pinkie's Liar.

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Thats random369 Thats random369 2 March 2012
6

Channel 4 News Team vs The Clam Clubbers

Channel 4: The deadly San Diego news team made infamous by the battle of the news teams vs. Clam Clubbers: Quahog's deadly drunks that cause maximum chaos on there boose runs. WHO IS DEADLIEST?!































C4/CC

Intelligence

62/32-58 (depending if there drunk)

Physicallity

78/52

Killer Instinct

71/89

Charisma

79/77

Brutality.

87/84

Sanity

71/52


ends soon

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Godkombat21 Godkombat21 28 January 2012
3

Flippy vs Pinkie Pie

Flippy, the psycho bear for the war

vs

Pinkie Pie, the murderous pony

WHO....IS...DEADLIEST?!








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Thornclaw Braveheart Thornclaw Braveheart 3 January 2012
9

Santa Claus vs. The Easter Bunny

Santa Claus, the privacy-violating giver of presents on Christmas Day!

The Easter Bunny, the egg-bringing visitor of homes on Easter!

WHO IS DEADLIEST???




  • This will be 3-on-3, with Santa and 2 elves vs. EB and 2 rabbits.
  • Santa's sleigh will appear as transportation and will not be used in the real battle.


TBA

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Godkombat21 Godkombat21 3 January 2012
6

Sharptooth vs Rudy

Sharptooth, the vicous tyrannosuarus with an unquinchable bloodlust

VS

Rudy, The appex albino predator of the ice age

WHO...IS...DEADLIEST


Sharptooth




Rudy

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Godkombat21 Godkombat21 21 December 2011
5

Maleficent vs Jafar

Maleficent, the mistress of all evil

VS

Jafar, the most powerful sorcerer of all time

WHO...IS...DEADLIEST



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Sport Shouting Sport Shouting 5 November 2011
9

Freddiew vs Smosh

This battle didn't work on Deadliest Fiction wiki so I did it here.


Smosh- the youtube channel full of hilarious warfare.

Freddiew- The channel full of intense action

WHO IS DEADLIEST?


Smosh- S&W Model 59- Going to the Mountains

AK-47- Pokemon in Real Life 2
Donut Flamethrower- Food Battle 2010

Freddiew- Revolver- Cereal Killer

HK 636- Flower Warfare
AT4- Rocket Jump

The weapons for this youtube channel clash are.....

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Thats random369 Thats random369 28 October 2011
7

McDonald 'n' Pals vs Cereal Monters

McDonald 'n' Pals: Wierd people, animals and things who push there food on the world vs. Cereal Monsters: Crazy beasts with there own tasty cereal. Who Is The Yummyest Warrior?!



Members:

Ronald McDonald

Grimace

Mayor McCheese

Short range: Browning Semi-Automatic Pistol

Mid range: AK-47

Long range: Dragunov Rifle

Melee: Kilij



TBA

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Thats random369 Thats random369 23 October 2011
6

Rebecca Black vs Fred Figglehorn

Rebecca Black: teen pop star known to be the worst singer of all time vs.Fred Figglehorn: loud chipmunk voiced video maker who is the most subscribed person on youtube. Two of the most hated youtubers of all time, but only one can be The Deadliest Idiot!!!




  • 1 Fred Figglehorn
  • 2 Rebecca Black
  • 3 X-factors
  • 4 Battle
  • 5 Experts Opinion


Long range: High Pich Squeal

Mid range: Neighbourhood Squirrels

Short range: Katana

Minions: Subscibers





Long range: Super Sonic Shriek

Mid range: Car

Short range: Kilij

Minions: Friends







RB/FF

Intimidation

9/10

Sanity

21/22

Talent

0/2



Fred is walking down the street with 3 subscribers. Suddenly a red convertable is driving down the street, in the car there is an annoying teen shrieking. Once the car is 50 feet away the shriek makes one of the su…

















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Rebel fighter Rebel fighter 17 October 2011
11

Vladimir Putin vs. George W. Bush

Vladimir Putin, a former KGB agent who later became president of Russia. vs. George W. Bush, Former president of the United States of America that got his nation into two wars! WHO IS DEADLIEST!?












Putin attacks with

Long Range: Dragunov SVD

Mid Range: AK-47

Close Range: Makarov PM

Special weapons: Martial Arts


Bush Counters with

Long Range: M40A3

Mid Range: M4 Carbine

Close Range: M1911

Special weapons: dodge stuff (Shoes, garbage, crap etc.)

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Thats random369 Thats random369 15 October 2011
8

Michael Scott vs Cosmo Kramer

Michael Scott: Idiot boss of the office vs. Cosmo Kramer: Wacky nabor on seinfeld. Who Is Deadliest?!









  • 1 VS
  • 2 Weapons:
  • 3 Scott:
    • 3.1 Kramer:
  • 4 X-factors:
  • 5 Battle



Short range: Pen

Mid range: Coffee Mug Throw

Long range: Staple Gun

Minions: Dwight Shrewt, Andy Benard and Jim Halbert


Short range: Cigar

Mid range: Lamp Throw

Long range: Potatoe Gun

Minions: Newman, Jerry Seinfeld and Gorge Castanza



MS/CK

Intimidation

31/30

Intelligence

1/2

Sanity

42/36



Michael, Dwight, Andy, Jim and Pam are having a staff meeting when Pam suddenly is hit in the head with a lamp, she drops dead. The office people turn around to see Kramer, Newman, Gorge and Jerry standing all armed with their weapons. Jim grabs Michaels coffee mug and slashes the hot coffee into Jerry's face temporarelly blinding him.…
















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Tomahawk23 Tomahawk23 2 October 2011
5

The Coon VS El Barto

The Coon the Fat Villan who thinks he s big boned and considers himself a super hero and the heros the villans VS El Barto the Spanish Theif wanted by the law World Wide WHO IS DEADLIEST


Weapons Coon claws Weapons El Barto Sling Shot

Whip


his fat body

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CrowbarofFreeman CrowbarofFreeman 20 September 2011
5

Dr.Pepper vs Dr.Pib

Dr.Pepper: THE BEST SODA EVAR

Dr.Pibb: Can't really taste a difference...

Dr.Pepper


X Factor: Great tastes

Dr.Pibb

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CuchulainSetanta CuchulainSetanta 19 September 2011
2

Ghosts vs. Space Invaders

The Ghosts: Maze-dwelling specters out to stop anyone from eating dots!

The Space Invaders: The unstoppable horde of aliens who seek to dominate Earth!

Who Is Deadliest?!

Ghosts



Space Invaders

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Ethank14 Ethank14 13 September 2011
6

Linkara vs Dr. Insano

Linkara internet reviewer who takes on comics such a superman at earth's end and bimbos in time (shudder) VS Dr. insano a mad scientist who either helps or hinders Linkara and Sponny WHO IS DEADLIEST.

We've gatheres a bunch of learned scientists (my cat, dogs, my multiple personalities and a friend of mine by texting) and extensive hours of research (godda do something while im sick) to decide who is the funniest warrior?

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