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Cosmo Kramer
Kramer
N/A

Weapons

Cigar, Lamp Throw, Potatoe Gun, and Minions

Occupation

Annoying Neibor

Term of Service

1990-1998

Battle Status

Defeated by Michael Scott.

About Kramer[]

Kramer is the mischievius neibor of Jerry Seinfeld, who is always causing trouble in some form. Whether it be stealing Jerry's stuff to accidently commiting murder with a junior mint. He only has one friend who is as insane as he is, Newman. He kept causing mischief till 1998.

Weapons[]

Short range: Cigar

Mid range: Lamp Throw

Long range: Potatoe Gun

Minions: Newman, Gorge Costanza, Jerry Seinfeld

Battle vs. Michael Scott (by Wassboss)[]

Michael, Dwight, Andy, Jim and Pam are having a staff meeting when Pam suddenly is hit in the head with a lamp, she drops dead. The office people turn around to see Kramer, Newman, Gorge and Jerry standing all armed with their weapons. Jim grabs Michaels coffee mug and slashes the hot coffee into Jerry's face temporarelly blinding him. Michael then stabs Jerry in the eye, it peirces his brain, killing him instantly. Kramer then shoots Jim in between the eyes with a potatoe gun, knocking him unconsious. Michael thinking he is dead orders Dwight to throw him out a window. Dwight throws him into the sidewalk killing him. Michael throws his coffee mug at Gorge, but it misses, Dwight shoots Gorge in the forehead with a staple gun, killing him. Kramer yells in anger and shoots Andy in his manly area. As Andy falls to the ground, Newman burns his throat, killing him. Dwight shoots Newman in the heart with the staple gun, he grabs his chest and falls dead. Kramer throws another lamp, this time at Dwight it hits him and kills him. Michael then charges Kramer, knocking of his feet. He then stabs him with the pen in the neck, as Kramer gasps for air Michael then throws him out the window Breaking his neck.

WINNER: MICHAEL SCOTT

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