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Is famous for her song on youtube called friday. Got 3 million dislikes and 41,000 likes. Was born on the 21st of june 1997.

Rebecca black
Rebecca black

Activities

Making songs that annoy people

Term of service

1997-Present

Battle status

Defeated by justin bieber and Fred

Rebecca black
Main power: Friday scream
Secondary power: Lip wax pull
Special power: Geting people to dislike stuff
Minons: Her friends and thier car

Battle vs. Justin Beiber (by Wassboss)[]

Justin bieber and two fans are walking round a street in a suberban nieghbourhood. Suddenly a high pitched scream of friday, rocket from around the corner. His two fans drop dead immedietly thier brains being unable to with stand anything but bieber music. Justin is used to the high pitched sound and spots rebecca drving around the nieghbourhood with two of her friends. He takes out his drums and starts to play a beat which smashes into the car casuing it to flip three times before coming to a stop.

Justin is satified she is dead but suddenly rebecca pulls her self from the wreckage, the sole survivor. She starts more friday screaming but bieber is unfazed. He lets out his own high pitched squel but agains with no effect. Realising he will need more help he spots two girls walking down the street. He immediatly uses his hypynotising powers on them and they run to his side. He orders them to attack black which they do. Rebecca takes out two freashly waxed strips and, sticking them too the girls faces, pulls them off causing a stinging sensation. The girls scream in pain and rebecca uses her dislike move in them. They immediatly turn on bieber who tries to hypnotise them but he is unsuccessful. The begin to slap, kick and bite him and he has no choice but to kill them with his squel.

The two bodies lay on the floor, crippled and dieing. Black takes this opportunity to rugby tackle bieber to the floor and, taking out another waxed up strip and puts it on bieber's hair. Beiber tries to break free but black's grip is too strong. She yanks back as hard as she can, ripping out a huge chuck of bieber's hair. He screams in pain and pushes her off him, unwilling to hurt a girl. She has no such qualms however and kicks him in the manly area causing him to clasp his crotch and fall to his knees. She stands above him ready to end his life, but bieber is not having that. Quickly he uses his hypnotising powers and hypnotise the internet sensation. She immediatly starts drooling and walking in a circle, without orders from bieber they are helpless. Beiber smiles knowing he has yet another victim.

WINNER: JUSTIN BEIBER

Expert's Opinion[]

Justin Beiber won becuase his arsenal was actually lethal where as Rebecca Black's were just annoying.

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