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John Lennon
John Lennon

Activities

Member of the Beatles, singer, musician

Term of Service

1950's and 1960's

Battle Status

Defeated by Mick Jagger.

John Lennon: One of the most famous of the Beatles who won fame the world over!

Mick Jagger: The lead vocalist of the Rolling Stones and small-time film actor!

WHO IS DEADLIEST?

Battle vs. Mick Jagger (by The Deadliest Warrior)Edit

Mick Jagger is walking in the sky. He hears singing and looks over to see John Lennon practicing on his guitar. Angrily, Mick shouts at Lennon, "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"

Lennon looks over at Mick and says, "Hey man, I'm just headed over to Sgt. Pepper's Club... I'll be going then." As he starts to walk away, Mick Jagger throws a microwave oven at him. It hits him in the head and knocks his glasses off. Lennon is a little angry so he conjures up a Romanian peasant and throws him at Mick Jagger. The Rolling Stones member dodges the angry man with the torch and pitchfork but grabs his pitchfork from his grasp. Mick Jagger sniffs the air and says... "Hmmm... Chipotle sauce, perhaps?" then runs at Lennon. Lennon does a karate backflip and kicks Jagger in the back of the head and he runs by, making him fall on his face. Lennon lands gracefully but looks in horror as Jagger shouts "I'M FIRING MAH LAZER" and a blue beam of energy blasts Lennon out of the sky, vaporizing him.

Jagger walks on his merry way like nothing ever happened.

WINNER: MICK JAGGER

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