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Chris-Chan Sonichu, as originally drawn by Christian Weston Chandler

618px-Ebony Dark ness Dementia by StolenWater

An artists depiction of Ebony (or Enoby if you prefer.)

Chris-Chan Sonichu, the spotlight stealing author avatar of Christian Weston Chandler, who wields god-like powers and wages constant battle against the "evil" Mary Lee Walsh vs. Ebony "Enoby" Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, the "Goffik," Satanist student of Hogwarts who struggles with (poorly written) teenage drama and the threats of Lord Voldemort. It's a clash of the two titans of god-awful fanfiction but only one can be, THE DEADLIEST WARRIOR.




Chris-Chan Sonichu[]

Chris-Chan Sonichu is the alterego of Christian Weston Chandler, "the intrusive creator" of Sonichu. He is able to transform in to Chris-Chan Sonichu via touching his Sonichu medallion and saying the words,"Electric Hedgehog Power." Once in this form he possesses many different powers including but not limited to, superspeed, electrokinesis, and a very wide variety of Pokemon attacks. Though wielding an (and I use the term losely) impressive ammount of superpowers, he is not without flaw. He can be reverted back into human form by having the white spot of fur on his chest, resembling his medallion, touched only once (though this is negated by the fact that in either human or Sonichu mode, Chris-Chan still has superpowers, this also renders the need for transformation moot as well...) Also, Chris-Chan Sonichu has an intense dislike of anything phallic in appearance and shirtless men, acting somewhat like Kryptonite.

Ebony "Enoby" Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way[]

Ebony is a "goffick" witch who attends Hogwarts WIP

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