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Goddess of Despair

aka Utter noob

  • I live in America.
  • My occupation is being "crassy".
  • I am "Goddess"
  • Goddess of Despair

    Big Daddy V; The Mastodon, and most dominant force in the WWE!

    Darlene Fleischermacher; The large, scooter riding psychopath of the zombie apocolypse!

    Who is deadliest? To find out, our wikians are testing history's most lethal weapons. We'll see what happens when these warriors go toe-to-toe! No rules, no safety, no mercy. It's a duel to the death to decide who is the deadliest warrior!


    "I see the way you look at me! But you know what? I'm tired of low carbs. I'm tired of celery! I'M HUNGRY!"-Darlene

    Darlene Fleischermacher is a psychopath in Dead Rising 3. She is one of seven psychopaths who embody the Seven Deadly Sins. Darlene's sin is Gluttony. Due to her clinical obesity, Darlene is confined to a scooter, but her large body mass and her …


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  • Goddess of Despair

    YOLO vs SWAG

    July 26, 2013 by Goddess of Despair

    YOLO; evil tyrant of the internet!

    SWAG; the demon that plans to take over the world!

    Who is deadliest? To find out, our wikians are testing history's most lethal weapons. No rules, no safety, no mercy. History will be re-written in this duel to the death to decide who is the deadliest warrior!


    YOLO
    Melee Bad Test Paper Cut Attack
    Short range Wheel lock pistol
    Medium range Flamethrower
    Long range Brown Bess Musket
    Explosive Claymore (mine)
    Special Winged Spider
    SWAG
    Melee Gangsta Gold Chain
    Short range Pilum
    Medium range Sawed off Double Barrel Shotgun
    Long range Composite Crossbow
    Explosive Bouncy betty
    Special Teddy Bears on Fire

    SWAG is riding on his skateboard, shotgun in hand when he spots YOLO smoking weed next to a school. SWAG yells "Fite me IRL noo…
















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