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Greenberet5

aka Chuck Norris

  • I live in Cleveland
  • I was born on December 22
  • My occupation is Ass-kicker
  • I am Dude
  • Greenberet5

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    Bugs Bunny: Wasscaly wabbit with wit from Looney Toons

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    Mickey Mouse: Worlds most famous mouse from the wonderful world of Disney

    WHO…IS…DEADLIEST?!!



    Bugs Bunny is a sarcastic, witty rabbit from Warner Bros. He is known for his sneaky ways and neverending hunger for carrots. Constantly being hunted by Elmer Fudd and Wile E. Coyote, he always manages to outsmart them. However, Bugs plays dirty and is hard to beat. Associates include Daffy Duck and Porky Pig.



    Mickey Mouse is an all American favorite. First appearing in 1927, he is the worlds most famous cartoon. Feartured in several TV shows and movies, he has become a pop icon. However, he began his fighting career in the video game Kingdom of Hearts, where you can play as many other Disney C…













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  • Greenberet5




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    Rick Grimes: post apocalypic cop who leds a group onded by fate.

    VS.

    Tallahassee: Twinkie loving zombie hunter in ZombieLand

    WHO…IS…DEADLIEST?!!


    Rick Grimes was the Kings County sherrif until he was shot. When he woke out of his coma, the zombie apocalypse had begun. After finding his wife and son, he led a group of survivors across the country.


    Tallahassee was a regular guy before the apocalypse. When his son, Buck, was infected early on, he formed a vendetta against zombies. After meeting Columbus, Little Rock and Wichita at ZombieLand, he fought off zombies while on the never ending hunt for Twinkies.


    Rick: Colt Python

    .357 Magnum 

    6 rounds


    Tallahassee: Colt M1911A1

    .45 ACP

    7 rounds


    Edge: Both of these guns are beautiful in their own way

    Even


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    John Rambo: Vietnam vet turned badass

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    Termiator: Cyborg assassin from the future

    WHO…IS…DEADLIEST?



    Ht. 6-3

    Wt. 205 lbs.

    Specialitys: Guerilla warfare, helicopters, 56 confirmed kills

    Portrayed by: Slyvester Stallone


    Ht. 6-8

    Wt. 1 ton

    Specialitys: Killing, killing, killing

    Portrayed by: Arnold Schwatzneggar


    Rambo: M60 Machine Gun




    Terminator: M134 Minigun





    Edge: M134 Minigun its larger caliber, more rounds, and higher rate of fire.


    Rambo: AK-47



    Terminator: Winchester 1887



    Edge: AK-47 for holding more rounds and having a higher rate of fire.


    Rambo: Colt M1911





    Terminator: AMT Hardballer Longslide




    Edge: AMT Hardballer Longslide for its longer barrell and laser sight.


    Rambo: RPG-7 





    Terminator: M79 Grenade Launcher


    Edge: RPG-7 for being more devastating.



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