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Blue Haired awesomeness: Konata Izumi vs. Stinkoman

Konata Izumi: The Otaku whose love of Anime and Manga is almost as big as her hair.

Stinkoman: The Hero of Planet K who is always Challenge and fighting and Fighting the challenge tonight.

WHO IS DEADLIEST?!

last round, Thomas the Tank Engine ran Barney the Dinosaur 4-0.


Konata

Timotei!


StinkomanEvolution3

Are you asking for a challenge?!?!?!


Konata's Weapons

close range Martial Arts
mid range Hadoken
long range Rifle and Kamehameha wave
Special Magic (Konata can perform Magic with her wand. However, she needs to have the star on the wand for it to work. if the wand falls off, she can't perform magic.)
vehicle ARX-7 Arbalest


  • Konata demostrating her Martial Arts
  • Konata doing a Shoryuken
  • Konata doing a Hurraicane kick
  • Konata beating up a Guile look-a-like (Actually from the Show)
  • Konata Firing a Hadouken
  • Konata's cousin Yui trying to fire a rifle
  • Konata Firing a Kamehameha
  • Konata in her Witch costume
  • Konata using her magic to turn Kagami's bed into a carriage
  • Konata using her magic to move Kagami's house
  • Konata using her magic to change Kagami's costume
  • The ARX-7 Arbalest


Stinkoman's Weapons

close range Martial Arts
mid range Hand Blasts
long range "DOOOUUUBBLE DEEEUUUUCCE!!" flash and full power energy Blast
Special Power Crunch (Enhances his strength and durability. Has a time limit.) and The Cheatball
vehicle Stinkowing
  • Stinkoman demostrating his Martial Arts
  • More Martial Arts
  • Stinkoman battling Sticklyman
  • Stinkoman Firing a hand blast
  • Stinkoman Doing the DOUBLE DEUCE blast
  • Stinkoman Firing a full power blast
  • Stinkoman after eating a power crunch (no, it's not steroids!)
  • Stinkoman throwing The Cheatball
  • Stinkowing


Battle

In a japanese park, Konata Izumi is taking a walk after a hard day at school and work. Suddenly, she hears grunting noises coming across the bushes. Wondering what it could be, she decides to investigate. She finds Stinkoman, praticing his martial arts. Stinkoman suddenly turns his head and sees her.

"Wah! Who are you?" he asked.

"I'm Konata." the Otaku replied. "And you are..?"

"I go by the name of Stinkoman, the greatest name for a warrior if their ever was one." The hero of Planet K replied. "Have you come to ask me for a CHALLENGE?!?!"

"I guess so," Konata said, thinking he was joking.

"Alright!"

Stinkoman quickly fired off three hand blasts, but Konata was an expert athlete and was able to dodge them.

"Whoa! I guess he wasn't kidding!" said Konata. She quickly fired a Hadoken and threw Stinkoman off his feet. She ran in and quickly delivered a Shoryuken, threwing the Planet K hero up in the air. She then followed up with a Hurraicane kick, and threw him to the ground. Stinkoman got up, though, and begin beating her with a series of punchs and kicks. Konata was able to fight back though, and delivered a powerful kick to Stinkoman's head, sending him flying and crashing into a tree. Konata chuckled, thinking she had won. As she walked off, though, a fireball flew past. Looking back, she saw Stinkoman was still alive! Konata quickly grabbed a nearby skeet shooting rifle and fired off serval rounds at Stinkoman. Stinkoman was able to avoid the rounds and fired another round at her rifle, rendering it useless. He then threw the Cheatball at her, knocking her to the ground. Konata quickly pulled out a remote and pushed a button on it. Out of nowhere, the ARX-7 Arbalest dropped from the sky and Konata hopped in the cockpit.

"Oh, crap..." said Stinkoman. The giant mecha began to fire missles at the Planet K hero, but Stinkoman had an ace up his sleeve, he whistled and summoned the Stinkowing. He flew over and fired serval shots, somehwhat damaging the Mecha. The ARX-7 Arbalest countined to fire it's missles, but the Stinkowing activated it's shield. However, the sheild soon ran out of power, and the Stinkowing was damaged and sent falling to the ARX-7, damaging it. Both Konata and Stinkoman got out of their vehichles, and got on the ground. Konata fired a Kamehameha wave while Stinkoman fired a Full power energy blast. The two beams collided, but it ended up with both of them exploding. Stinkoman quickly found a power crunch and ate it, becoming more stronger. He run up to Konata and punched her, sending her flying.

"You put up a very good fight, but still I'm the best!" Taunted Stinkoman.

"We'll see.." said Konata. She pulled out a small wand and with a small wave, she transformed herself into her witch costuume.


"HA HA HA! You look even more ridiculous than before! Time to end this!" Said Stinkoman. Stinkoman fired serval hand blasts at Konata, but she was able to put a up a barrier and blocked them all! She countered with a magic blast and knocked Stinkoman off his feet.

"That's it! I'll finish this! DOOOUUUBBLE DEEEUU.........." Suddenly, the poer in the Power Crunch ran out and Stinkoman returned to normal. Konata tried to hit him with another blast, but Stinkoman avoided it and jumped in the air.

"DOOOUUUBBLE DEEEUUUUCCE!!!!!!!!!" He yelled as he fired a blast of energy at Konata. But she put up a mirror with her magic and sent the projectile flying back at stinkoman.

"Ah, nuts." said Stinkoman as he covered his arms to try and deflect the blast. The blast was too powerful, though, and stinkoman ended up getting killed.

Konata struck a victory pose and said "Never mess with the power of an Otaku."

Winner: Konata Izumi

Konata won because of her agility, and magic abilities.

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