Michael Scott: Idiot boss of the office vs. Cosmo Kramer: Wacky nabor on seinfeld. Who Is Deadliest?!
Short range: Pen
Mid range: Coffee Mug Throw
Long range: Staple Gun
Minions: Dwight Shrewt, Andy Benard and Jim Halbert
Short range: Cigar
Mid range: Lamp Throw
Long range: Potatoe Gun
Minions: Newman, Jerry Seinfeld and Gorge Castanza
Michael, Dwight, Andy, Jim and Pam are having a staff meeting when Pam suddenly is hit in the head with a lamp, she drops dead. The office people turn around to see Kramer, Newman, Gorge and Jerry standing all armed with their weapons. Jim grabs Michaels coffee mug and slashes the hot coffee into Jerry's face temporarelly blinding him. Michael then stabs Jerry in the eye, it peirces his brain, killing him instantly. Kramer then shoots Jim in between the eyes with a potatoe gun, knocking him unconsious. Michael thinking he is dead orders Dwight to throw him out a window. Dwight throws him into the sidewalk killing him. Michael throws his coffee mug at Gorge, but it misses, Dwight shoots Gorge in the forehead with a staple gun, killing him. Kramer yells in anger and shoots Andy in his manly area. As Andy falls to the ground, Newman burns his throat, killing him. Dwight shoots Newman in the heart with the staple gun, he grabs his chest and falls dead. Kramer throws another lamp, this time at Dwight it hits him and kills him. Michael then charges Kramer, knocking of his feet. He then stabs him with the pen in the neck, as Kramer gasps for air Michael then throws him out the window Breaking his neck.
Winner: Michael Scott