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Abraham lincon vs J.F Kennedy

Abraham lincon: The 14th president of the united states

vs

J.F.Kennedy: The 35th president of the united states

Who is deadliest

Abraham lincon

Abraham Lincon

J.F Kennedy

J.F Kenndy











Battle

John F Kennedy is fighting zombies in the octogan. He is spraying them with bullets from his uzi. Abraham Lincon turns the corner and spots kennedy. He walks over to greet him but Kennedy mistakes him for a zombie and opens fire on him but lincon jumps behind a overturned table. He takes off his hat and reaches into it, pulling out an AK-47. He puts the assault rifle over the table and begins firing at kennedy who jumps behind another overturned table and loads another clip into his uzi. He also fires at lincon niether of them being able to score a hit. Eventualy Kennedy runs out of ammo and tosses his gun aside. He takes out a grenade and throws it at the table lincon is behind, sending it flying away. Lincon is now exposed and tosses away his AK-47 as it's barrel was broken in the explosion. He reaches into his hat and pulls out spear, tossing it at kenedy who blocks it with a wooden stool.

He hurls the stool at lincon, kocking him down. Kenedy picks up a nearby lamp and charges at lincon who picks up a broom. The two begin to duel with thier weapons but lincon gets the advantage and knocks the lamp out of kennedy's hands. He then jabs him in the mouth, making kennedy reel. He goes for another strike but kennedy pulls the broom out of his hands and snaps it on his knee. He unsheathes a cutlass from his scabard and does a quick slash, leaving a gash on lincon's arm. Lincon reachs into his hat again and pulls out two machetes and the two men duel again. This time kennedy gets the edge and knocks the machetes out of linocns hands.

He adavances on lincon who tries to run away but gets stuck at a dead end. Seeing thier is no way out he takes off his hat and throws it a kennedy, slicing through his cutlass. The two men begin to grapple with linocn having the advantage due to his longer reach. Kennedy suddenly realies that lincon is not zombie and he tells lincon it must have been a mistake. A huge horde of zombies appear and kennedy picks up a nearby shotgun, a colt revolver, two grenades and a throwing axe. Licon reaches into his hat and pulls outs out a flammethower, a katana and a chainsaw. He slings the katana over his back and puts the flmmethower on. Holding the flammethrower in one hand and the chainsaw in another. The two presidents look at one another a smile before charging into the zombie horde.

Winner Tie

While lincon had fought vampires and had the longer reach this was cancelled out by JFK's military training.

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